Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.
"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"
by Sassy but classy July 06, 2016
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turtle-douche

What my roommate refers to koopa troopas as. especially when playing mario when they kill him. he gets so mad that he yells variations to this as well, like turtley douche cuntbag killa!
My roomate was playing Mario world 3 and was killed by a koopa before beating the last level, when he realized he had to restart he yelled "turtle-douche" and threw his hot pocket out the window striking someone in the head!
by runepaladin October 03, 2008
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douche-noggle

A person that acts like a douche, and is stupid at the same time.
The frat-guy is acting like a real douche-noggle
by yoyoma123456789 April 11, 2011
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Wall Douche

A complete douchebag, who talks shit on facebook. These people usually have vane pictures of themselfs for their profile picture, have little to no freinds, and hit the gym to overcompensate for their lack of inteligence and game.
Matt: "Wall Post" Yo ron, i eat hamburgers all day, i think i can kick your ass. I dont think anyone who is as skinny as you can do anything to me. I think you should shut up before i shut you up

Ron: "Wall Comment" Fuck you dude, im not gonna take shit from you. you wanna talk shit, but i wanna kick your ass. meet me in the parking lot at lunch.

Matt: "Wall Comment" i dont wanna get in trouble, but i can still kick your as if i tried...

Ron: "Wall Comment" your such a wall douche
by Ronald Alakai August 12, 2010
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Douche Nozzle

One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.
Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!
by peterbuilt October 28, 2011
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Douche nozzle

A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.
Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.
by who_the!? June 21, 2010
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Douche Nozzle

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!
That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!
by ebower November 30, 2011
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