by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022

*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?
by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
by The man17 June 11, 2018

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025

Is a busted ass female or male pertaining to their appearance whether it be their looks or the dressing ethics
by Defacto17 November 22, 2019

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.
Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
