Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.
I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.
by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022
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arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin
*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?
by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017
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Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
by The man17 June 11, 2018
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Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025
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Swamp donkey

Is a busted ass female or male pertaining to their appearance whether it be their looks or the dressing ethics
That ugly ass girl is a swamp donkey
by Defacto17 November 22, 2019
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Donkey Konged

The term “getting Donkey Konged” means to let a larger animal fuck you up the ass until it has a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
Yo dude did hear about the guy who got DONKEY KONGED on the news?
by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025
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Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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