Zooted

being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane

Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?

Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)

Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!

by Chiefin on itttt. July 29, 2009

Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot

Derived from the title (and lyrics) of an amazingly obscure song from the early 80's by Swedish group Caramba. Though the track itself may have been relatively ahead of its time....it is crap nevertheless. In fact, it is so terrible, that it actually becomes appealing in a nonsensical way.

Thus, the term itself has come to signify (in small, music literate circles) the epitome of the 'awesomely bad'.

1. Wow, have you heard that Eddie Murphy song, 'party all the time'? it is SO hubba hubba zoot zoot.

2. Oh my god, did you see his outfit? neon yellow legwarmers and jogging shorts? Talk about hubba hubba zoot zoot....

3. My favorite part of 'Full House' is when it's moral time, they play that sappy music and have uncle jesse explain everything with his hubba hubba zoot zoot mullet. "it's wrong to lie DJ, it's wrong to lie." those were the days...

by The Esteemed DJ's of the 'Greatest Show That Ever There Was' February 2, 2005

Zoot

A gesture of affection that consists of hands gently bouncing through the air from your heart to another’s heart and saying the words “zoot, zoot, zoot”!

Little hearts flying through space from one heart to another or from one person to another.

A symbol to represent 'I love you' or "I am sending you love'.

The term originated from Amanda Gore's mother and is explained in detail in Amanda Gore's book "The Gospel of Joy" (now called "Joy is an Inside Job")

They are a way to symbolically forgive another; tell someone you love them or connect through writing or phone messages.

You have just dropped your child off at school and they look back at you and you make the gesture out the car window towards them and say "zoot zoot zoot!"

If they are not teenagers, they usually respond! If they are teenagers, they grimace but their hearts sing!

by The Joy Project May 5, 2013

zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

zoosh

to upload, import, or integrate data or files from one program to another.

We open a website, path out to the text file and zoosh it up to the site.

by Matt Saewert. December 14, 2008

Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005

zoomshare

A free website-maker that is mainly aimed at pre-teens and people in their mid-forties. Tons of categories to choose from, but only like 15 different backgrounds. Completely sucks after they took chat off.

12 yr old girl 1: Like, omg, I just make a zoomshare that talks all about tigerbeat and J14!

12 yr old girl 2: For realz? I made one about me being a cool punk person!

46 yr old woman: I made one about basket weaving! Yay, zoomshare!

by Devon_Lynn March 31, 2008