zipper smiley

Meaning to keep quiet, especially after a question has been asked that might reveal intimate information.

How was last night with the hottie?

Answer: Zipper smiley.

by Bigidyo October 21, 2013

Zipper Sex

Sex without any clothing come off.

Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!

by Sarah March 10, 2005

zapped

to be tricked or fooled or told something that dissapoints you

your boss just informed you of having to work late knowing that you had plans. Dude, " you've been zapped"!

by JB & Donny January 3, 2009

zipper dick

the painful outcome while dryhumping: a bit of skin from the dick gets caught in the teeth of your zipper from the inside of the jeans.

i was going to go all the way but after i got zipper dick i was too sore to move.

by Jamsalot December 31, 2006

zipperfinger

Taking whatever action is necessary to achieve a goal or avoid negative repercussions. The action is typically illegal, or at least, extra-legal.

"I didn't have any money, so I had to zipperfinger this case of beer."

"Professor didn't what to be giving out any A's, so you know I had to zipperfinger that grade."

"I was already in the back seat of the cop car, so I had to zipperfinger my pipe before we got to the station."

by AxionSaxon October 6, 2007

Zipper Job

1) Where a girl is so excited that when she give a guy a BJ, she doesn't unbutton the top button, she leaves it buttoned and pulls down the zipper only.
2) Also, if a girl is giving you a BJ in a public place.

1) "Dam dude last night, she wanted to suck my cock so bad that she gave me a zipper job!" "WTF, nice!!"
2) "Dont look over there kids, theres a girl giving a guy a zipper job!"

by S H I Z A October 29, 2009

zipper

an ounce of something

Yo, lets get a zipper instead of an eighth of pot.

by aaron July 17, 2003