You are an iPad

Bald man taps on you so you become erect.

Hey! Sorry my uncle thought you are an iPad.

You are an iPad by SickoMob November 20, 2020

you are a bill 

Something a white kid with blue eyes and curly hair that look like zoolanders would call you

Me: Give me a tbh
Liam: You are a bill

you are a bill by RaphieT123 November 23, 2020

you are crippled 

an insult towards someone to offend them of their non-existing disabilities

hey mate, you are crippled

you are crippled by justapieceofgarbage January 25, 2021

you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why 

When you're extremely bored and start typing "u r b a n d i c t o n a r y" but different.

"you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why" is just:
you = u

are = r

bee = b

a = a
and = n
d = d
i = i
see = c
tee = t
oh = o
and = n
a = a
are = r
why = y

you are bee a and d i see tee oh and a are why by Maexchenoo9 May 8, 2021

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB 

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .

YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021

you are very big 

what your mum said last night

your mum last night : you are very big sheesh

you are very big by HazyCrazyDaisy June 21, 2021

you are stupid 

wow, congrats.

( Hey a dude called me stupid! )
( Oh that person out the screen? )
( YEAH! )
( They are just bored and wasting the creators time typing )
( Y'know what you are stupid everyone is. )
( the heck. )

you are stupid by quinxa_1 September 19, 2021