check thyself before thy wreck thyself 

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"

example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"

check thyself before thy wreck thyself by count philosopher July 11, 2016

spell wreck

When spell check software changes your correct spelling to something else it THINKS is correct.

Rocky: Hey Adam, how come when you sent me that word document containing my resume, my name was spelled "Rocky Hammer" instead of "Rocky Hammond"?

Adam: Awe...sorry dude! The spell wreck software mustn't have recognized "Hammond" as a real word.

Rocky: Are you trying to say what I feel isn't real?

Adam: No...I'm trying to say my spell check wrecked your name. Don't worry, McDonald's won't look at your resume that closely anyway.

spell wreck by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Dome Wreck 

to be struck in the head with an object

*person gets hit in the head with a football* Dude, you just got dome wrecked!

Dome Wreck by Stevens #77 December 28, 2007

Limo Wreck 

1. A person Who is a complete drag before they even gets to a party or gathering and is usually obnoxious,creepy, Makes jokes no one gets and is a total buzz kill.

2. someone that ruins your chances of doing anything fun because they can't keep there mouth shut.

"You didn't Invite Jeremy did you. he such a Limo Wreck."
Or

"Fuck off you limo wreck"

Limo Wreck by BLCKFLAME July 21, 2009

Southwestern Train Wreck 

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

Southwestern Train Wreck by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014

Shit Wreck 

It's like a ship wreck, but with shit.

Bill: Sure Jeanne's a slut, but she still supports her kids.
Me: Oh?
Bill: Yeah, her life isn't a total shit wreck.

Shit Wreck by alkalinegirl October 13, 2008

D-wreck 

A complete and utter douche bag, one who suck at life, as well as sucks dick.

wow Derek you are being a huge d-wreck.

D-wreck by robert bobalot June 14, 2009