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wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.
man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts
by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011
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willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023
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Wonka

A derogatory term deriving from the famed white people movie, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. It is typically used to discribe fat chocalate loving white people however recently has become a term of endeerment.
That fucking wonka stole my chocolate-vanilla-swirl icecream cone.
by TinyNutSackCracker August 19, 2021
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Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight

When you exuberantly administer a rimjob to a black woman after subsequently sploodging into her rectum with great enjoyment.
"Bro, I'm so freaky, I gave my girl that wonka whipple scrumptious fudgemallow delight"
mugGet the Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delightmug.

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