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Wisconsin Sledgehammer 

When you cup your penis using the scrotal sack so that the balls are in line with the head of the penis, then use as a hammer on someone's head. Similar to a mushroom stamp.
I woke up to the smell of musty cheese, only to see my friend trying to give me a Wisconsin Sledgehammer

Wisconsin Tumor 

A Wisconsin Tumor refers to the infamous "beer gut" that so many men proudly sport. The term references Wisconsin in particular most likely because of the amount of beer consumption and cheese eating that takes place there. Although many males in Wisconsin have the mysterious body shape, this can be seen on men all over the world.
Would you look at that guy over there?! He's balancing his drink on his Wisconsin Tumor!
Wisconsin Tumor by Mkeah August 20, 2012

Wisconsin Fox Hunt 

An attempt to pickup attractive Women from Wisconsin using cheese analogies.
"Hey Dude, wanna go on a Wisconsin Fox Hunt this weekend?"

Attempts may include:
"Hey baby, I wanna stuff your Havarti with my Provalone..." "Girl, you're giving me blue cheese balls"
Wisconsin Fox Hunt by words411 March 12, 2013

Wisconsin Windmill 

When a man is having sex with a woman and is about to cum, he does the helicopter with his dick while he is cumming.
My boyfriend did a Wisconsin Windmill last night. It's gonna take ages to clean up.
Wisconsin Windmill by GHAC August 21, 2013

Wisconsin Kringle 

Pastry from the state of Wisconsin made with cream cheese, various fruits, and serves a bunch of people
Wisconsin Kringle
The Wisconsin Kringle was tasty

Wisconsin sunburn 

When a male, during sexual activities unloads semen onto his partners chest, then the partner must go outside and tan, they semen will then create a very neat tan line
"Woah Becky cool tan line where did you get it?"
"Me and my boyfriend did a Wisconsin sunburn"
Wisconsin sunburn by Bushfire September 2, 2015