wifey cock

a man who sits at home and does nothing but watch rachel ray. in exchange for his wifey work around the house, he receives fellatio with swallowing.

Get in the kitchen and make me some good rachel ray dinner wifey cock.

wifey cock by wifey cock October 27, 2010

wifey

In the African American community, “wifey” is a term used to describe a woman whose daily actions and supportive notions for a male partner are almost identical to the role of a female spouse (i.e. cooking, cleaning, maintain finances, raising children).

Aye, yo, das wifey right der...

wifey by dm11 April 22, 2011

Wiffle-Beer 

A drinking game in which the top of the wiffleball bat is cut off...and each inning the batter chugs a full beer out of the bat, following the chug the batter spins the designated amount of spins ( 1st inning 5..plus two spins each following inning..2nd inning 7,3rd inning 9..etc) then the empty can is pitched to the batter who has just completed his spins and the batter attempts to hit a home run which is a wall or fence a mere 25 feet away. If the batter misses the can, a penalty beer is to be chugged. One re throw per bat as well, however the spins for that round must be redone. Winner is the player with the most homeruns at the end of the nine innings. This game was created at the Jersey Shore summer of 2006, the game is under review currently for permanent brain damage it may cause.

Oprah- Did you see those cracker ass boys playing wiffle-beer?

Star Jones- Yeah, Wait till that ish' hits the streets its gonna be a world wide phenonenon.

Oprah- Damn girl, yous is right

Wiffle-Beer by Chuck Knoblock July 16, 2006

wifey

a term someone uses to label there absolute best fucking friend. (not in a lesbiand wayy.)

she's not my friend, shes my wifey. <3

wifey by Sunny :) April 4, 2009

WAFFY 

Something so unacceptably strange and unexpected from normal members of society that it transcends the traditional words that describe something weird; derived from "Weird as Fuck" and may be extended in extreme situations to "Weird as Fucky." Use this adjective with caution, because there WILL come something in your life that's even weirder than the shit you normally encounter.

Candy: "Yo, did you see that guy's old pictures on Facebook?"
Leslie: "Yeah he used to be friends with a gnome...WAFFY..."
Candy: "Did you see the one with the sombrero?"
Leslie: "Yes, WEIRD AS FUCKIEST thing I've ever seen..."

WAFFY by squealingpiglet November 10, 2011

wienie wiffer 

Faggot, queer, mudpacker

Jeez, we were at the gay bar last night, what a bunch of wienie wiffers. Bruce and Butch were in heaven!!

wienie wiffer by swancata February 3, 2006

wifey

A ridiculous term lesbians use to describe the girl they've been dating for sixth months or less.

Lesbian A: Hey, I want you to meet my wifey.

Lesbian B: Wifey?

Lesbian A: Yeah, we met at the gay bar last Tuesday. We were waiting to say anything until it was Facebook official.

wifey by NotYourWifey September 8, 2011