wiener breath

Title dubbed to dorks with funky breath induced by excessive wiener consumption.

Yo wiener breath, which aisle can I find the hot dogs in?

by Kevin Willis December 14, 2008

wiener Licker

Someone who on a regular basis decides to go ahead and LICK WEINERS

Damn spenceri saw u lickin dat wiener ur mufakin WIENER LICKER

by Spencerhughs69 May 22, 2018

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Coffee wiener

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 3, 2016

Wiener leaner

A wiener leaner is when you adjust you wiener to the right position so that you are comfortable.

"Wait man I have to adjust!"
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."

by Itsbabyc💜 December 26, 2016

wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret

damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk

by asston_cuh August 9, 2020

Elephant wiener

A (slang) term used to describe a person with a penis the size of a horse (horse cock)

I can’t compete with him he has an absolute elephant Wiener

by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021