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used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.
Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
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A polite and less vulgar alternative to "FUCK YOU".
Jack: "Wow, what happend to you? You look like hell today!"

Jill: "Whatever"
by Anonymous October 9, 2003
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Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.
"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"
by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
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Comeback used by skanky preteens on the Jenny Jones show after the audience boos them for being nasty sluts
I do drugs and I kill people! Whatever! I do what I want!
by Screamapillar June 23, 2003
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Uttered in a derisive and dismissive tone, in response to a confrontation or accusation which has been judged to be unimpressive, obnoxious, or disingenuous. Often used to dismiss someone when it is clear that rational discussion would be a waste of time and energy.
Don't tell me you believe in that "evolution" stuff! The Bible clearly states that the Earth is 6,000 years old!

Whatever, dude. Can you go bother someone else now please?
by Greenie November 3, 2003
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"Should we get icecream or pizza?"
"Whatever rows your boat!"
by Smartguy321 May 11, 2014
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