Meat Wedgie

The act of tucking one's meat in between the cheeks of their buttocks.

One man crosses his legs so much so his meat is wedged between his loins. Thus, creating a Meat Wedgie.

by Mallowcheeks April 14, 2009

Womb wedgie

Another word for PERIOD PAINS.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."

by Nay-nay. December 22, 2009

Hitler Wedgie

When a man with a Hitler Mustache gets a wedgie that is raised to his mustache and causes a chemical explosion and sends a flare in the sky.

Wow, my lesbian grannies Gave me a Hitler Wedgie because I am a Shart.

by Daniel Honey April 20, 2014

sexy wedgie

It's when underpants go in between the lady's lips & tugged on for pleasure

When my boyfriend gives me sexy wedgies it gets me in the mood. camel toe

by Sp1971sp February 1, 2016

Hanging Wedgie

When someone hangs you on a hook or pole by the underwear, forcing your underwear up your crack.

In sixth grade, I tripped on the floor in the hallway. I was late for class so I was the only one in the hall. I was lifted of the ground by my tighty whities by an eigth grader they dragged me by my undies to the flagpole, where he took off my clothes except my underwear and gave me a hanging wedgie. Everyone laughed when they saw me. The buses left and it took three hours for a techer to find me and get me down. It hurt so bad, because the undies were up so far.

by M. Moca September 7, 2007

Flagpole wedgie

A hanging wedgie, executed on a flagpole instead of any other object.

I was in the classroom and the teacher had to leave for 5 minutes. We were all sitting there and the girl bully saw my undies sticking out of my pants. She yelled TIGHTY WHITIES. Everyone Jumped at me and stripped me down to completely nothing but White strong tighty whities. They then dragged me by my underwear to the school's flagpole and attached them to the pull string. Then they pulled me all to the top and I Was sky high on a flagpole hanging wedgie. I cried because girls and everyone saw me up there naked only in briefs. I was often fed by the girl bullies but then raised back up. It sucked! I pooped and pissed by underwear like 10 times in 1 minute. 2 Weeks later though a MILF teacher saw me and got me down. I needed counseling. Hanging wedgie nerd is what I am.. A flagpole wedgie..

by Liam72 May 5, 2014

Wedgie

When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.

Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.

by deadite3333 February 16, 2009