my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

my waist [is shrinking] by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

Wanker Waistcoat

A type of gilet worn by construction project managers who turn up on site once a week with clean site boots.

Can also be worn by accounts, financial advisors and anybody who genuinely believes they have made it when then haven't.

Oh look who just turned up in his wanker waistcoat!

Wanker Waistcoat by Teflon Diplomat April 13, 2026

Chicken's Waistcoat 

A condom. Rubber-Johnny. Durex.

"Lads, I'm on for shag. Anyone got any chicken's waistcoats?"

Chicken's Waistcoat by Chilli Vanilli January 28, 2013

Grab a waist 

National grab a waist day

National grab a waist day is where you grab your girls waist and make her drool as much as you can! National grab a waist day is on the 17th of april and also on the 17th of april you may lick her ears

Grab a waist by Nationaldayssexyedition April 15, 2019

Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.

I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.

Just Shy of Waist High by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023

can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.

"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."

can't find the waist by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024

good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small

Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds

good luck finding my waist by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024