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horny water syndrome

A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."
by Jellyman4000 May 16, 2014
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Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face
Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome
by Henny2002 October 13, 2015
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banana water

When you balls run out of juice but ya girls still thirsty. The clear liquid excreted after ya dangus is tapped
Hey girl, I wanna fuck but all I got for you is banana water.
by Corn2137 February 24, 2018
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Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.
Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.
by Walter the whale March 3, 2015
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Ease a Gator Into The Water

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.
by Milky2010 November 8, 2009
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water whipping

by gmg2k6 December 27, 2009
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NIGGA WATER

African water that has clearly been contaminated by multiple diseases
NIGGA WATER Quick ways to spot NIGGA WATER is just to look and see if the water is dirty.
NIGGA WATER is easy to catch but hard to spot with a blind eye, NIGGA WATER is usually drank by the natives and near by towns and community's in AFRICA since there are not many Sources of other types of Drinkable liquids usually around

Example on how to use in a sentence: GILBERT:Damn you really drinking that N I G G A W A T E R.

TYRONE:Yeah nigga this water tastes a salty, But its good
by TO DAMN NIBBA December 12, 2019
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