Warlock

Title given to a man who has mastered fitness and finance

Mike is such a warlock his muscle ups and 401K are on point .

by Mdv1 July 21, 2020

roger warlock

Invented the best wrist brace for bowling ever. The pointy finger would poke your eyeball out.

Zac was lost when he broke his roger warlock

by Bhixton6500 September 29, 2021

roger warlock

The inventor of the one finger wrist brace used by bowlers who suck

Uncle Ted had to use a roger warlock to improve his bowling game but he still sucked

by Bhixton6500 October 3, 2021

warlock

NOT a male witch. warlock means Oath breaker, truth bender, etc..
No matter what your sex, you're called a witch (or wiccan, if you practice wicca)

'I'm a witch.'
'um... you're a guy. so you're a warlock'
*twitch* 'DIE!!!!'

by Glass October 16, 2003

coffee warlord

a drug addicted miscreant, requring a blend of caffeine and nicotine to survive

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

warbles

A man's testicles. Used in Anthony Burgess's "A Clockwork Orange"

"Give it to him in the warbles if he's got any"

by Arunas August 4, 2008

fuzzy warbler

When a girl takes a champagne glass full of warm soapy water and blows air into it with a straw creating a jacuzzi affect for your balls to dip in.

"My balls were getting really dry, so I made Stacy give me a fuzzy warbler."

by cmsisson March 17, 2008