A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).
Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!
by wanking December 13, 2016
Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them
by Illestemia January 18, 2009
British origin; created in conjunction with the original term 'wanker'. Used to describe someone who masturbates stallions, even within job description of one who collects semen from a stallion.
Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"
Other sayings commonly used in the same context are; "Poke in a pig", "screwing the pooch" and "Sticking the fleece"
by RuneBleuRoan April 17, 2007
by Homie nigga January 7, 2020
Sam loves wanking in rivers its 1 of his many pastimes and really turns him on he may also flash his cock at you if he even has 1
by Hicklenators July 23, 2020
"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"
by RougeRay March 15, 2010
The term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. Much like a wine connoisseur, though this arsehole individual differs in the way that they won't actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you're drinking is shit.
BW: Hey dude, is that a Budweiser you've got there?
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
You: Sure is man, why do you ask?
BW: Budweiser is shit, all lagers are shit, ale is shit and so is stout.
You: Thanks beer wanker.
by Brian Mumble April 7, 2013