seven wank wall

The wall you hit after you have jerked off seven times in 24 hours. It is said that if you attempt an 8th wank your vision will go blurry and you will pass out.

Dude Abi Titmuss is so hot, she made me hit the seven wank wall, I tried the 8th and I woke up like an hour later with an aching crotch!

by 1337 Cookie Monster January 16, 2009

Secret Wall Tattoo

A work of art, symbol, or sketch hidden behind a frame, mirror, headboard or other wall attachment of a hotel or motel room. The term is attributed to Joshua Homme, who created many wall tattoos while touring with Queens of the Stone Age. Some might try to link this practice with "anarchy" or "fighting the man" but these attempts usually end in fail. How serious can your statement be taken if you hide it under a $5 print?

"This hotel room smells like a band was in here! Quick, look behind the mirrors for Secret Wall Tattoos!"

Dude 1: Whoa, why are you taking down that picture frame?
Dude 2: I'm going to make a secret wall tattoo! I'm totally going to defy authority and feel like a rebel!
Chick 1: I'm never sleeping with either of you.
Chick 2: Me neither.

by Some Jerk Bob June 16, 2009

spazzin the wall

staring at a single point on a wall or the floor for an extremely long time and, accidentally or not, blocking out all sound around you

damn, kris, pay attention to the problem on the board and quit spazzin the wall

by kris hameister December 27, 2006

sex wall

(noun) a wall that separates two bedrooms through which you can hear the other person's sex noises.

I had to move my bed away from my neighbor's sex wall because they've been going at for days.

by ladymayday December 30, 2009

Wide Screen High Definition Wall

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

by Tony Hale May 12, 2008

slug wall

at some point, being the delivery man of anal sex. pull out and slap your partners ass with your cock repeatedly leaving shit splats all over their ass

all those shit smeers on her ass looked like a wall of slugs, the slug wall

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Scandi wall

The Scandi wall refers to, on a night out, the moment Scandinavian women lose all rationality, go blank in the eyes, and often become belligerent.

Cecilie hit the scandi wall faster than Ayrton Senna. She could barely order a cab after two drinks.

by Lp6u January 13, 2020