Vertimaid

(VER ta MAYD) N; A fish-like mythological creature split vertically instead of horizontally.

Friend: Did you see those scary ass vertimaids in Pirates of the Caribbean?

You: No i didn't

by Phill Dinter October 28, 2011

Vertical Wink

The view of a woman's labia.

"Man, that stripper just gave you a vertical wink!"

by KingofChutney October 7, 2012

Vertically impared

(ADJ) Used to describe a very short person in an ghetto educated manner.

Me: Hey Did you see that boy walk past just now.
You: Yeaahhh he was vertically impared

by Lil QuaQua May 6, 2012

Vertical trailer

A townhouse or row home...not in an upscale neighborhood. The whole neighborhood or development would be a vertical trailer park.

"Let's go hang at Ryan's."
"Are you kidding me? What a dump! He lives in a vertical trailer park!"

by Catcherintheeye June 27, 2013

Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.

by HadeK September 17, 2013

Vertical Rhinoceros

When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.

"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."

"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."

by the band of 5 May 17, 2014

vertical Big mac

A very fat vagina

I bet she has one of those vertical big macs

by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015