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Get the purple veined yogurt thrower mug.“My veins have turned to bone” My veins, once the lively rivers of my essence, have turned to bone – fortress walls weathered by the relentless passage of time. In their stoic transformation, they bear witness to the battles fought and the enduring spirit forged through the ages
by Midstream November 12, 2023
Get the My veins have turned to bone mug.Da artery in yer neck dat enables you to toss several objects up in da air and then rhythmically/successively catch them and toss them back up again, without dropping them or having them hit da floor.
My juggler vein doesn't seem to allow me to be very proficient at manipulating tennis balls in midair, so I just stick to performing "palm-juggle" wif da soft warm slender hands of cute chicks whom I befriend.
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