Blue Vein Melody

Male masturbation :

To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.

To round off the evening, my woman played the Blue Vein Melody on my old chap!

by Boocher October 23, 2010

Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

purple veined yogurt thrower

Another name for the penis.

She took a hefty load from my purple veined yogurt thrower.

by Uncle Miltie September 25, 2013

Veins

Something children find attractive, mostly emos have veins that stick out

“I love veins their so hot and I love emos with veins”

by QLouster September 13, 2021

Vein on a train

Someone on a train who gives you a vein, because something they are doing is annoying you, perhaps even their face!

"That person over there is the ultimate vein on a train."

"I wish that person would turn their music off, they're becoming a vein on a train."

"Why does she feel the need to constantly purse her lips, she is a massive vein on a train."

by Leonard Bott III May 17, 2008

Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023

Set vein

A term that describes a person's large veins being visible enough to impress and excite des watts

while he constructs his 4th toothpick lighter holder for the day

"Oh that's just one of my toothpick lighter holders, whoah nice set veins bro! I'm erect!"

by Kyle's daddy September 3, 2022