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Going to Utah

Butt-sex
Going down under
Coal mining

Mormons from Utah love anal
I’m going to Utah with this Mormon girl to see her family.
by A girl from Utah September 29, 2022
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022
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utah

a fictional state that ISNT REAL. people keep saying that its real but it isnt its a fake state that the government created as an April fools joke. And if you live in utah, no you dont.
Utah isnt real.
by crowstfu December 11, 2021
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Utah

A slur used against people that are Bisexual
Shut up you utah 🙄🤬
by Emily64436827 January 30, 2021
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Altamont Utah

Altamont Utah is a small town in Utah. Lol, that was self explanatory. Altamont means high mountain. Which makes sense because the elevation of Altamont Utah is well over 6,000 feet.
by Panagakis42069 March 17, 2022
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Utah Neighborhood Barbecue

Deriving it's name from "Spitroasting," the Utah Barbecue is a similar sex act, where a woman is placed doggy style and is penetrated both orally and vaginally, by two men. The difference being that another woman lays on top of the first, facing the opposite direction, allowing the men to switch between oral and vaginal sex at their own discretion.

By extension, 2 optional elements can be implemented
1: the two men HAVE to stare into each others eyes, as a way to poke fun at the repressed homosexuality in the Utah/Mormon communities.
2: The women are not allowed to talk, move, or complain about the situation, poking fun at the misogyny in the Utah/Mormon communities.

Ideally, the two men and women are a pair of straight couples, which is why the name is so specific, as the it is supposed to conjure up a classic Utahn Block Party, but except with a spit roast, rather than a grill.

Now that's eatin good in the neighborhood
Guy 1, who doesn't know the definition: Hey dude, me, my wife, and the neighbors had a good ol' fashion Utah Neighborhood Barbecue last night
Guy 2, who does know the definition: Buh-scuse me?
G1: What? We just had some dinner
G2: Oh, right. Anyway
by Alchemist657 March 5, 2022
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