What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

telling you nonsense and pulling your leg, f-sag.

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.

by Sexydimma August 4, 2014

Button Up Your Shirt Straight

Meaning, get it right

John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight

by Dcongo man stia October 9, 2010

what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd January 11, 2008

Lol Up Your Mind State

Blue broom, a plumb and jazz music, need i say more

"Here's a broom, now take a plumb and some jazz music and lol up your mind state."

by Lol May 6, 2003

wind up your bum crack

When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.

Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...

by _Undefined February 8, 2019

Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007