Numero uno

a gorgeous woman with beautiful blonde hair who goes by the name of Enya

I love my numero uno because she’s the best around

I can’t keep that numero uno off my mind

by Phil macrackin 42 October 15, 2021

uno +4

the most powerfull card in humanity its banned from wars everywhere except the us its so powerfull the nazis are trying to revive a certain mustache man with it

nazi: hey mustache lad
mustache lad: ye
nazi: uno +4
mustache lad: f**k u

by issis6 October 19, 2021

Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.

Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword

by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021

Played Uno

When you are trying to be secretive about sleeping with someone you use a code word that you played Uno with this individual.

Conner: Man, we didn't do anything last night. We just played uno. It was very lowkey.

by Snooooooooze September 12, 2021

Reverse Uno Blumpkin

The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!

Damn that girl was dropping logs giving me a Reverse Uno Blumpkin

by CreamPyi September 13, 2021

UNO I LOVE YOU

I love uno :)

Uno I love you <333
I love you too cas <33

by CassyBoi September 24, 2021

Uno Reverse

After safe intercourse you take the condom just used and flip it inside out and put it back on and stick it back in and get her prego. Therefore the uno reverse.

EX: "Damn bro did you hear cock biter Stephanie is having an unexpected baby?" Guy 1. "Yeah bro I heard it was an Uno Reverse." Guy 2.

by Nick is a gay faggot September 27, 2021