Unicorn

A mythical creature that no one has seen except in fairy tales also known as a gay black Republican.

Child:Mommy mommy I just saw that there is a black man running for the Republican ticket and he's gay.

Parent: Dear, there's no such thing as a unicorn.

by UltimateSin October 1, 2015

Unicorn

When a girl/guy is eating your ass, and your dick is on their forehead. They look like a unicorn!

Damn that bitch ate my ass I made a unicorn.

by Zelayaf July 8, 2017

Unicorn

Imaginary mammals that fart rainbows.

"Billy, look! I just saw a unicorn!"

by Da-Faq January 5, 2017

Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.

Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.

by james savik August 28, 2020

Unicorn

A handsome, sexy, clever man that can bring you to your knees and melt you like butter with just a single kiss; who you will find once in a lifetime but rarely catch because he is afraid. Mystical, spiritual, and grounded the unicorn is ellusive and sly. A unicorn wants to be caught but runs when he is approached.

Dont give up him.

I found my unicorn kissed him and he ran away.

by GRACIE OF GOD June 19, 2017

Unicorn

Cringe fat animal with a horn, if you see one, beat the shit out of it.

Unicorns are really cringe

by FlamingDino October 19, 2020

Unicorn

Fake, not legit

Donald Trumps Hair is so unicorn

by Herman lacey November 1, 2017