tysoning

When you cum in a girl’s ear and then bite it off

Jenna: Tony gave me quite the tysoning last night

Jill: How was it?

Jenna: what?

Jill: I SAID HOW WAS IT!!

Jill: oh, it was awful

by Shafty McJonhson November 4, 2011

Go Tyson

1. To nibble on another's ear flirtatiously.
2. To bite another's ear or part of their ear off.

1. Jane seems to like it when John goes Tyson on her.
2. Did you see that fight yesterday? John totally went Tyson on that guy!

by El mano dialbo August 18, 2003

The Tyson Shot

When you throw the beat down like Mike busting out on Robin. Usually but not always well deserved.

That bitch deserved the Tyson Shot!!!

by mcmoe February 4, 2004

Shent Tyson

The act of being shady, and having a god syndrome due to your parents having large amounts of money. Even though you don't actually possess anything of worth yourself.

Don't be acting all shent tyson right now , you ain't god cause your mama has money....lol

by Sandman1978 June 23, 2017

International Tyson Day

April 25th is International Tyson Day. Tyson is the realist nigga ever cuhz. Celebrate his real nigganess.

Cuh it’s INTERNATIONAL TYSON DAY TODAY. We gotta turn up.

by TysontheRN April 22, 2019

Dirty tyson

The act of getting your ass penetrated with peanut butter as lubricant.

Bro last night i saw sarah peg her bf with peanut butter call that a dirty tyson.

by Servine131 September 8, 2021

Tysonitis

Malady where one has the sudden urge to eat the children of others (ref: Lennox Lewis, "I want to eat his children")

I think Joe has Tysonitis, he said he wanted to eat my kids!

by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005