tuxin twister

Twisting your penis by your head in one direction and then letting it go and it will sling back to the normal position

So u want a tuxin twister? Yes twist your penis right now

by Tuxin February 6, 2017

Merseene Twister

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.

Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen

by stappa May 28, 2019

samurai twister

When someone sticks two fingers up your arse with one hand while tugging on your balls with the other and nibbling on your bellend

My mrs surprised me last night with a samurai twister and I wasn’t expecting that before bedtime

by Walks the man December 13, 2020

twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

The Russian Twister

A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.

by ligmaballllls August 28, 2018

knife twister

One who kicks another while they are down. A person who latches onto another's insecurities and makes them feel worse.

Did you hear what Brittany said to that homeless guy about his life sucking - that was a real knife twister.

Man, Brittany is a real knife twister.

by Giles Rich April 30, 2011

Trenton Twister

A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.

Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020