twilight

a perfectly good time of day before fangirls of the novels by stephenie meyers started wearing absurd t shirts announcing to the world which team they are on, when no one really gives a shit. oh and then harry potter fans started flipping out because..... well no one really knows.

Oh look, it is twilight: the soft, diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, either from daybreak to sunrise or, more commonly, from sunset to nightfall.

by jajajajajajagermangirly80 August 17, 2010

Twilight

The most famous keyboard slam of all time

Girl- want to watch twilight?

Boy- sure! *shoots himself*

by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013

Twilight

A beautiful time of day, between day and night, very inspiring time with amazing lighting.

.........and a crappy book.

We went on a date at twilight.

by the Awesome Sause November 28, 2010

Twilight

A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.

Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"

by Phantomlight March 30, 2019

Twilight

1)N. The time between dawn and sunrise.

2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.

1) "Hi honey isn't twilight beautiful."

2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"

by VampireKittyCat December 15, 2012

TWILIGHT

adjective: to describe something that is all sparkly but no substance

They really twilighted the Oscars this year

by Radaza May 4, 2011

Twilight

Great if you run out of bog roll.

Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.

by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011