by Phantomlight March 30, 2019
Get the Twilightmug. The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
by celerystalker19 September 24, 2011
Get the twilightmug. Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
by Cassiopeia R December 27, 2011
Get the Twilightmug. similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
similar to the "spiderman" - the twilight is when you give your girl a facial and immediatly after smack her in the face with a handfull of gliter, thus making her look like a sparkling vampire
by jbskillet44 April 17, 2011
Get the twilightmug. A book series that destroyed decades of progress in young adult literature, as well as passed up strong female protagonists like Eowyn from lotr (who kills the king of the nazgul and fights alongside men, disregarding stereotypes), Hermione from Harry Potter (who, when her boyfriend leaves fights evil wizards instead of moping), and Celaena from Throne of Glass (an all-around badass) for a stereotypical, apathetic, and unrealistic main character, Bella.
Bella is the complete opposite of a strong female protagonist, basing her entire self-worth off the opinion of her boyfriend, disregarding all other aspects of her life, including her family, schoolwork, a future career, and her physical and mental health for her boyfriend. She stays with and pursues a man who has an unhealthy power dynamic in their relationship and threatens her multiple times with physical harm.
Stephanie Meyer successfully upholds unhealthy gender stereotypes through these books, teaching young girls that without a hot boy you are nothing. She also teaches that a 109 year old man watching a 16 year old girl in her bedroom without permission is sexy, a grown man vowing that he is in love with a newborn is appropriate, and that your significant other's opinion of you is the only measure of your self-worth.
Also, VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE and it is ridiculous to propose that they do. Meyer once said "the idea for Twilight came to me in a dream," and that dream may have been drug-induced.
Bella is the complete opposite of a strong female protagonist, basing her entire self-worth off the opinion of her boyfriend, disregarding all other aspects of her life, including her family, schoolwork, a future career, and her physical and mental health for her boyfriend. She stays with and pursues a man who has an unhealthy power dynamic in their relationship and threatens her multiple times with physical harm.
Stephanie Meyer successfully upholds unhealthy gender stereotypes through these books, teaching young girls that without a hot boy you are nothing. She also teaches that a 109 year old man watching a 16 year old girl in her bedroom without permission is sexy, a grown man vowing that he is in love with a newborn is appropriate, and that your significant other's opinion of you is the only measure of your self-worth.
Also, VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE and it is ridiculous to propose that they do. Meyer once said "the idea for Twilight came to me in a dream," and that dream may have been drug-induced.
TWILIGHT FAN: omg Edward is so hot omg omg i'm going to go reread the series i wish i were bella can you believe Breaking Dawn?!?!
ME: Get a life. Also, you realize you are crushing on a 109 year old man who stalks teenagers, right?
ME: Get a life. Also, you realize you are crushing on a 109 year old man who stalks teenagers, right?
by allthatisgolddoesnotglitter December 4, 2016
Get the Twilightmug. by Radaza May 4, 2011
Get the TWILIGHTmug. 1)N. The time between dawn and sunrise.
2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
2)N. The most disgraceful attempt at a book in history, making a choice between Bestiality and Necrophilia sound, to a sad and depressed high school girl, like a good idea, written by a vary pathetic excuse for an author named Stephenie Meyer.
1) "Hi honey isn't twilight beautiful."
2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
2) "The Fuck was that bitch Stephenie Meyer thinking, vampires are not emotional sissy boys, do not attend high school. DO...NOT...SPARKLE!!!"
by VampireKittyCat December 15, 2012
Get the Twilightmug.