Twat Twig

A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.

Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.

by Rompinthomspon November 03, 2021

rippin a twig

vaping

I saw tman rippin a twig outside

by Pjw31 December 23, 2017

Twig nibbler

A) an insulting name for someone who is gay

B) a woman who gives blowjobs to her husband who has a small cock

God Eric is such a twig nibbler

I’ve heard Sharron is a twig nibbler, supposedly her husband has a tiny cock

by Redwolfchild May 04, 2024

Twig's Law

When you join a discord group chat owned by a large account with a big following and you enter voice chat only to be greeted with a hive mind of people that sound autistic and/or posses a lisp and quote unfunny memes.

*joins the discord group chat*
User 1: "YANKEE WITH NO BRIM!!!"
User 2: "BRIM WITH NO YANKEE!!!!"
User 3: "I'm catholic but I hate jews and blacks!"
User 4:" Did you see my big chungus man behind the slaughter yankee with no brim meme!"

Me: Immaculate example of Twig's Law. A bunch of retards blistfully giggling around.

by EnhancedAutism May 07, 2020

Farm Twig

A cunt who's as skinny as a twig and happens to work on a farm

God, Shirley is such a farm twig, right?

by Lesbian Hoe May 08, 2017

Acid Twig

A butt plug that has been dipped in acid, perfect for being shoved up one's behind.

Man, I would sure love to stick an acid twig up Lauren's ass. She's such an uncultured prick.

by VivaLaTrashcan August 31, 2016

Twigging

Acting as though one is in a deranged state, similar to geeking out and fits of psychosis and mania

"Dude im twigging out"
"Im twigging!!"
"Im excited to see training a-train, the twiggining!!"

by skyrim fan 112 August 13, 2024