Twig

Someone who is a loser and built small

Look at this kid, buddy is such a twig

by Talbyy November 27, 2024

Twig

The size of your penis

Your penis is the size of a twig

by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Twig

A twink/young man who regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a “bottom” and is bigger, heavier or has a higher fat percentage than a stereotypical twink. Combining the words "Twink" and "Pig".

"Twinks aren't that fat, He's a Twig"

by BoomBoomDoll12345 August 2, 2024

Twigging

Acting as though one is in a deranged state, similar to geeking out and fits of psychosis and mania

"Dude im twigging out"
"Im twigging!!"
"Im excited to see training a-train, the twiggining!!"

by skyrim fan 112 August 12, 2024

Twigging

The use of fallen twigs and/or branches for physical gratification.

I was outside twigging to reach climax

by JDSings April 22, 2025