Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

twig

someone that is very skinny. This is normally used as an insult.

"you look like a twig"

by unicorn play time with uno April 7, 2021

twig

usually a dumbass bitch

twig sucks

by ryanslifeisok May 29, 2018

twig !#8989

the most amazing person on this planet and deserves to be loved very much since they are the best

“twig !#8989 is so amazing, Ozzie loves him so much!!”

by Ozzie !#4592 July 23, 2021

Twig

The size of your penis

Your penis is the size of a twig

by Ellarhansen October 26, 2019

twig-packer

one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."

by TBMoer July 9, 2010

Twigging

Acting as though one is in a deranged state, similar to geeking out and fits of psychosis and mania

"Dude im twigging out"
"Im twigging!!"
"Im excited to see training a-train, the twiggining!!"

by skyrim fan 112 August 12, 2024