smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.

Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "

by Monkeybutteod September 23, 2021

Tweet Street

The new address of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

``I was talking a walk down Tweet Street when I bumped into President Trump.''

by tirtle January 25, 2017

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Tweet Dat

#TweetDat
A funny Twitter game in which you attempt to get your friend to tweet something embarrassing.

How to play:
After someone says something funny, you instantly say "Tweet Dat" after.
This now means they have to tweet what they just said using the hashtag #TweetDat, no matter how embarrassing!
If they fail to tweet what they said, they are given a forfeit (typically a shaven eyebrow).
Saying "Safety" after something you just said means people cannot call "Tweet Dat" on you.

James: "Oi boys, my girlfriend said I'm shit in bed!"
Matt: "Haha, tweet dat!"
James: "Shit."

James would then tweet: "My girlfriend said I'm shit in bed #TweetDat"

by thewiseguy May 3, 2014

Tweet Madness

The act of over tweeting until one winds up in twitter jail for a time out

If you tweet too much or retweet other tweets , twitter will shut you down for an hour or more.This is called Tweet Madness

by JayLynx August 10, 2010

tweet hopping

To keep moving from tweeter to another by following one's followers...

I found you when I was busy tweet hopping this morning

by idinaknow March 30, 2010

Tweet Worthy

does the comment you are about to make follow the criteria of being tweet worthy (important).

"Joe, you can't just tweet anything."
"Why??"
"Just always remember I.I.T.W."
"What's that?"
"Is it tweet worthy, duh."

by Robbbe August 29, 2010