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TWAT

The minions that pull cable and wire telephones in the Marine Corps.

(When DIC and TWAT get together COMM happens)
by Board at work September 19, 2009
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twat

1.) Another word for a pregnant fish.
2.) slang for vagina
3.) Offensive term
1.) Oh dude! a twat just fell on your head!
2.) i want to put my penis in your twat so badddd
3.) what a twat...
by 43534245143265 January 6, 2007
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Twat

A Twilight fan who is addicted to the books while acknowledging that they are badly written crack. So in an effort to save their sanity they dazzle~ on for the lulz.
Are you a srs bsns fan?
No bb, I am a Twat.
by Firecracker-Sj August 15, 2008
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Twat

Where i blew my load last night
Last night while enjoying a cocktail at the fiesta, i accompanied a nice young girl upstairs and continued to blow my load through her twat.
by JSD January 6, 2007
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TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.
"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."
by Karl Rove July 25, 2008
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twats

jms and Rorymac....twats!
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
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Twatted

The past tense of posting a witter, to tweet, to have twatted.
I have twatted this to twitter.
by Cerebron March 20, 2009
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