Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

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Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.

Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.

by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009

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troothsayer

A pencil-necked piece of shit wimp who pays women to have sex.

Hey man, you have no game, so why not just troothsayer that chick?

by Dark Lord of Corona December 15, 2008

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Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

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Tooth Freeze

when you eat something cold like ice cream or a popsicle, and it hits one of your teeth. you would most likely feel this pain in your front ones with are most sensitive

person 1: yesterday i got a tooth freeze, holy shit it hurt.

person 2: oh yeah man those suck

by itsmedummy August 16, 2009

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