Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Şimal Topal

Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.

If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.

PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....

Dogukan: Bro, I'm friends with Şimal Topal.

Other people: Holy shit dawg, u a lucky mf.

by Doğkeğn November 3, 2022

Mr hankeys tophat

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Dr. Tophat

A shitty channel with no good content

Have you seen Dr. Tophat? His content is the fucking worst

by Dr. Tophat September 14, 2020

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

topanga

To gain weight. Derived from the Boy Meets World tv series where the character topanga went from skinny to overweight.

"She really pulled a topanga"

by skabaksadf January 12, 2005

Topped

1. Done, finished in general
2. To Finish a drink, typically alchohol

1. Well now that we won the game, we topped the Yankees
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.

by b-eazy August 20, 2006