Alaskan Seven

When deprived of female interaction, 3 or 4s become 7s.

Shit, that chick was pretty good looking!
No bro, that's an Alaskan seven. you need to get out more.

by jajathehut November 11, 2011

Seven Guy

Seven Guy is a type of guy who talks about fortnite lore and tries to be normal but actually is sheldon from big bang theory

Bopis: hey seven guy
Seven: what

by Seven Hater January 4, 2022

the thirsty seven

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

by rebel666 November 27, 2011

Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.

That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.

by ……. Elizabeth May 28, 2023

seven angels

the seven angels are also known as BTS,

kim namjoon, kim seokjin, min yoongi, jung hoseok, park jimin, kim taehyung and jeon jungkook

"oh my god looks its seven angels!"
"do you mean BTS?"
"yes."

by siralxoll February 22, 2022

Seven Stars

A very popular brand of Japanese cigarettes introduced in 1969. Charcoal filtered and very mild tasting, but pack quite a bit of tar and nicotine which will catch you off guard. Loved by yankis and salarymen alike, Seven Stars is the epitome of Japanese tobacco and smoking culture.

-Tanaka sat at the bar sipping Kurokiri and sucking down Seven Stars one after another when he'd realized his wife was sleeping with another man.

-Damn, that's one powerful cigarette...

by pepechooboo July 24, 2013

The seven niggas

The seven niggas are an elite group of individuals lead by the now allegedly deceased tabotrix, before the war of lil ginge they were nine of them named the chemo nine however after the betrayal of jamie mac, fatanaraney (the ninth member) was killed by lil ginge thus the group banning jamie mac and becoming the seven niggas, they won the war however the leader tabotrix died in battle thus the group going into hiding never to be seen again, members of the group were PromaxJD, Jack breen, Cameron boath, Queef brodie, Cole simpson, and the leader tabotrix. The 7th member was forgotten but some say it was the coburn flick however this is false as he only fought beside them… however before the battle there were fatanaraney and jamie mac making up the chemo nine, some even suggest the 7the member of the seven niggas never exsisted and there were only 6 (8 before the battle)

you heard of the seven niggas? “shut the fuck up”

by Tabotrix lover January 3, 2022