sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009

Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."

I wish i could swing a bat like sam

by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020

Sam

Very based person from discord(fr)

Sam is very based alongside whim

by Definitly_not_sam December 22, 2022

Sam

The type of person a nigga will simp for for a straight year

Man that nigga has been dumping for sam for months MONTHS

by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020

sam

sucks at everything including baseball

sam u suck at baseball

by kkjzsnjsdf February 21, 2019

Sam

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.

Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.

by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020