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sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.
You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.
by Shawntee November 25, 2006
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sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla
i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head
by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009
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Sam

A hot guy who can sing and is very kind.
I wish Sam was mine...
by Vfbnh tfcsxecfinkjnhvfce December 7, 2019
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SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.
Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro
by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022
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Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other
Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her
by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
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Sam

That Coward on Discord
"Sam is a Coward"
by Not Leg Man The Third August 6, 2020
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sam

Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
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