by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Grape Sackmug. This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
by Crabbinator March 26, 2013
Get the Secret Grapemug. Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.
by Clarence von S November 8, 2020
Get the long of grapemug. The Act of Defecating while in the shower, and using the feet to assist in dispersal of fecal matter down the drain. Reminiscent of ancient wine makers. May be shart related.
by DorkPunk+ForcePunk February 8, 2007
Get the Stompin' Grapesmug. by dr0ne August 30, 2005
Get the Stealing Grapesmug. 1. When you stuff your scrotum and balls into the willing mouth of your mate/partner.
2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.
2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.
Example 1: While performing oral sex, Carl pulled his knob out of Wendy's mouth, laid it on her nose, then commenced to give her some Stuffed Grapes.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015
Get the Stuffed Grapesmug. by Maincroissant November 8, 2019
Get the Out in the grapes.mug.