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More issues than tissues

People who love telling you all thier problems. Drama queens and kings. People to avoid. Energy drainers. P
"X" argh they have more issues than tissues
by auzkiwi July 13, 2016
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Tissue

n. (when referring to a partner in a relationship) : person that you just blow and throw away; not a serious relationship partner one that you have fun with and get rid of quickly; can have in addition to a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jeremy is just Frankee's tissue, she'll have her little thing on the side and then he'll be gone.
by Phoenix729 July 25, 2008
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tissy fit

An uncontrolled rant or uproar generally attributed to a male homosexual in which the rant or uproar has female overtones of hysteria.
Frank had a tissy fit when he heard that his boyfriend spent the night with George.
by Marqus June 4, 2007
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tissue

cute girl; just like how the word "tissue" and how "red noses" are such cute phrases, tissue refers to a very cute girl
Aww look at that cute girl standing in line. she's so snuggly and tissue.
by Tazuuuu October 1, 2009
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tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems
Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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tissuephobia

Tissuephobia, an irrational fear of tissues or hankerchiefs. It is usually determined by inaudible screaching aimed towards anyone blowing their noise. It is believed to have come about by a poor upbringing with a lack of manners and dignity.
Spanish Teacher, naming is unnecessary. She has tissuephobia!
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tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.
"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?
by FunkWeasel March 18, 2011
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