The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

by Redogg September 13, 2009

Thumper

A person that has autism or is a retard. Usually thumping on body parts hints, thumper

He is such a thumper. Raleted, retard.

by Jungle flee August 10, 2017

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

Thumper

The person who jerks off in the corner during an orgy, never gets any sex.

Brian was the thumper at our orgy last night.
You gonna get in on this or are you gonna be a thumper?
Every good orgy needs a thumper.

by Seamonkey Jenkins February 13, 2021

Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.

Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023

Thumper

When a man gets sexually aroused,his penis swells with blood and heart of himself a thumper.

That quare one was so hot i got a thumper straight away

by The RI January 6, 2019

jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019