Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019

Thumper

The person who jerks off in the corner during an orgy, never gets any sex.

Brian was the thumper at our orgy last night.
You gonna get in on this or are you gonna be a thumper?
Every good orgy needs a thumper.

by Seamonkey Jenkins February 13, 2021

The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

by Redogg September 13, 2009

Thumper

a good song, when the DJ plays it the whole club starts going crazy

That new Da Baby song is a real thumper

by LordToot January 27, 2021

Thumper

The name of a thickly made stripe that would blow your head off, and ensure your tuned head is topped up.

That’s it, someone get a thumper out now before i kick off.

by Cool memes November 16, 2025

Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

Pickle thumper

A large wide man who enjoys the simple pleasure that is penis.

Hey dawg just wanted to let you know I’m a pickle thumper

by Wafercrusader March 22, 2023