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Classic Thief

A old time thief who steals for food and money for his family, with some respect for society, unlike todays robbers who steal for drugs and liquor and don't give a damn about anything but themselves.
Robber : HA look at this diamond rolex i just stole. I will be able to afford angels dust forever now!

Thief : Hey screw you, i just stole this bag of rice for my family, so we can live.

Robber : wow your a real classic thief, and you have taught me a valuable lesson about society. One that i will now forget when i put this drug to use.
by tcowguy November 19, 2012
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job-thief

Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
by David79JW August 29, 2023
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Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.
Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.
by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015
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chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal
I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!
by Doublemusky January 10, 2021
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kot thief

a person who steals ur god dam kot images
you’re a kot thief! stop using my kot images without asking!

jeremy is also an example of a kot thief
by EndyCake April 29, 2021
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Shine Thief

A game in Mario Kart one plays when he/she wants to communicate that he/she is gay but still in the closet. This preserves the secrecy of the gay while facilitating a friendly yet competitive Mario Kart battle.
Hey did you hear Gregory asked to play me in Shine Thief? Do his parents know?
by 420MarioKartB0iz April 19, 2018
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job thief

Job-thief

A person who has no need to work and is past retirement age but continues to work regardless. A job thief blocks the younger generation from employment.
I wish I could get a job but that job thief who's 99 years old won't retire.
by Vincedit August 28, 2023
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