strawberry yogurt

when you have received a cut in the inside of your urethra and when you cum it’s pink

i had morning wood today so i busted a quicky and since i’d shoved a pencil in my dick earlier this week, i ended up with strawberry yogurt

by funguspancake March 15, 2020

yogurt jipsu

Yogurt Jipsu - The Art Of Consuming A Large Amount Og Yogurt In One Sitting At A Fast Pace.

Oh wow, look at Jessie eating all that yogurt in one sitting super fast! She must be doing some yogurt jipsu!

by Yogurt Jipsu December 31, 2019

Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018

Fly In The Yogurt

Reference to male ejaculate from a person with a sexually transmitted disease or infection.

"Why use a condom?"
"You don't want to get covered with a fly in the yogurt."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Yogurt Cup

To cum in your own or someone elses belly button and leave it there like a little pool.

"Yo my mom walked in on me yogurt cupping myself and now she wont talk to me!"

by Lil_Nut234 May 11, 2018

Toga Yogurt

A cold clammy substance that leaves a smear on your body when you put on the wrong toga at a party

I knew right away I put on the wrong toga after getting out of the hot tub due to the toga yogurt.

by tetsulo February 15, 2020

banana yogurt

Miss banana yogurt is very funny and beautiful and strong and beautiful and cute and funny and lovable and beautiful

Is that banana yogurt

Sadly yes
I hate that girl

by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020