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Hit Wags

Spouses, significant others, or bottom-bitches that are sexually alluring. This phrase is not to be used for side pieces, mistresses, or booty calls.
Nick: By the Way, I am hosting a Super Bowl Party at my place this weekend. All are welcome, including your hit wags. No side pieces allowed! I don't want to have to hide my valuables.
by The Blue Collar Foodie February 7, 2024
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wiggly wag

this word is very unique since my friend vendija made it whilst we were on the way to school, it means a dick maybe a small one maybe a large one who knows all we know is that it wiggles
oh man its a wiggly wag ((: wow i love wiggly wag :D
by kadie dick sucker May 14, 2018
mugGet the wiggly wagmug.

WAG

Often used to explain a situation where a naive or ignorant person made decisions that caused them personal greif or suffering, where a competent person would consider common knowledge.

U$er: I can't print from my computer to my printer!
Bill: You can't print from your computer? Let's clear your browser's cookies and cache, restart 4 times and we should probably reformat the computer too.
...3 hours later...
WAG - spent 180 minutes fixing a paper jam
by Steeeef January 29, 2019
mugGet the WAGmug.

wag

abbreviation of 'What a guy!' - Often used when there is an obvious answer/solution to something, but that fact is completely missed by a specific individual because of ignorance. Used in conjuncture with naivety or illiteracy.

Bill: This person can't print from their computer, let me clear browser cookies and cache, and reformat the computer.
... 2 hours later
WAG - spent 2 hours on support call to fix paper jam
by Steeeef January 29, 2019
mugGet the wagmug.

Wag

Another way of saying “cool” or “awesome” ext.

and if you ask someone “what’s wagging” it is like “what’s up” or “what’s poppin”
I just ate all of my 50 burgers isn’t that wagged
by Callmehbobdumbass December 19, 2020
mugGet the Wagmug.

Jelly wag

“OH HELL YEAH!!”
“Oh silly Patty you mean OH JELLY WAG!!”
by Daddy NoBrows December 4, 2017
mugGet the Jelly wagmug.

wag

the word used to describe someone skipping something on purpose.
Guy 1: Michael wagged out of school again
Guy 2: Wow what a fucking lazy piece of shit
by progamer6901 May 24, 2019
mugGet the wagmug.

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