Vibrator

Man's worse nightmare

That Vibrator ruined are relationship

by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

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discreet vibrator

a vibrator disguised as a common household item. such as a: makeup brush, lipstick,hair clip etc.
most times it doesnt fool anybody because it has buttons on them.

john opened his sisters package expecting to find his video game he ordered and instead found his sisters discreet vibrator shaped like a makeup brush! i feel bad for his eyes.

by kieralovedanny October 15, 2025

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Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT)

A stress-reliever during challenging times achieved by holding a purring cat across your upper chest. As the cat purrs, you close your eyes and breathe slowly, letting the purr slow your heartrate.

My boss was irritating me this morning, so I did a quick Vibration Purrmeation Therapy (VPT) session and felt more calm.

by IslandMick February 21, 2024

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vibrator

something a dumb horny bitch uses to cum.

i like vibrators

by i love hailey April 29, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>Electronic Toothbrushes And Physicial Therapy Vibrators Are Synonomous <.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

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When charlie is chilling in your room, and you get distracted by his phone vibrating constantly, you are unable to study properly for your finals. Typically resolved by grabbing his vibrator, and chucking it outside of your room. Also beneficial to kick charlie out of your apartment.

You: Charlie do not use your vibrator in my room, it is preventing me from studying!
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now

by NelsonWhat December 6, 2023

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