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Midnight haymaker

When your spouse hogs the bed and you are left no other choice but to assert dominance
It was 11:20 on a Sunday night, she forced me off of the bed by once again hogging the bed. I edged back into my spot only to once again be awoken at 11:56 by hitting the shag carpet. THAT was the last straw! I went to my storage chest, busted out my last remaining wife beater and just as the clock struck midnight I dropped a fist bomb on my spouse. This was the first Midnight Haymaker to be thrown and if my snuggle spot is ever threatened again the midnight haymaker shall once again commence. Now she knows if she hogs the bed, she will get the the midnight haymaker , when the clock strikes midnight. A midnight haymaker is when you strike your spouse at midnight for hogging the bed.
by Branzached July 14, 2021
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midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.
-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.
by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014
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Midnight Creepypasta

Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils
Midnight Creepypasta is a roblox game made by 444macressssss where you survive killers explore new maps and survive to earn ingame currency witch is Money and survivals use those to buy weapons guns and other items like speed coils
by safdawfds June 28, 2022
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Midnight Bowling

To take toke up when everyone else in the house is asleep, usually to avoid detection
Harry: Dude last night i sneaked out of my window onto my roof to go midnight bowling after my parents fell asleep.

Micah: Wow dude I wish I was as cool as you
by fruitkabob January 23, 2011
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Midnight Harry

Midnight Harry

To Recive a Hand Job after a long night of Drinking at the Stroke of Midnight
Man after a long night of drinking I sure could use a Midnight Harry to End the Night
by ChickenPho October 12, 2019
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midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation
After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!
by KatKnipp August 16, 2015
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midnight red

"Cathy I got my midnight red"
by cliffordxoxo December 20, 2015
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