Melvin

1) A weird name, like the marshon front Looney Tools
2) A name for a frontal wedgie

1) Melvin just died
2) I got an atomic Melvin from the school bully

by TheButtLickerMan June 6, 2018

melvin

Smart

melvin is smart
Change my mind

by pee s three27 January 24, 2022

Melvin

AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.

Look at that guy, he's such a Melvin!

by TheRaccoonMan April 5, 2020

Melvin

Melvin is the type of person who would get choked and enjoy it. Melvin is a nice guy but sometimes often do mischievous things because he is bored and tends to make other people mad, Melvin the type of person who loves watermelon and kfc. Melvin has unlimited rizz

Bro look at that melvin! Hes so mischievous

by Gunawan47 January 23, 2023

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Melvin

He’s funny smart always trying to do to his best gets all the girls but he doesn’t know one of the biggest bozos you ever meet but at the end of the day it’s fun to have him as a best friend

Melvins a bozo but he’s my friend

by Usogueyguey November 7, 2021

Melvin

A gay guy that is super short and annoying.

DId you see that gay short guy there

He is such a Melvin

by Gamer25 November 28, 2019