Wizz Jockey

An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.

Friend 1: Ughh I want her to pee in my mouth, is that weird?
Friend 2: Yeah you fucking wizz jockey

by 🅱 🅾️ 🅾️🅱ℹ️ November 5, 2020

peen jockey

another term for whore; will ride for pay

My friend was slutting it up so I said, "Dude, stop being such a peen jockey."

by AltheaJ March 17, 2011

stroller jockey

A parent who brings their children in a stroller, usuallly to places where children at stroller ages don't belong. Often accompanied by stroller parking and crying children. Usually they drag children where they don't want to go.

Why are all these stroller jockeys in Disney? They bring their children to a park with nothing for children under 5. I saw a 2 year old child in the haunted mansion, and he didn't stop crying until he was out of the ride.

by Rapata dude March 30, 2010

jockey wanks

a school piggy back game played on a tump.
upto 10 pairs of battling jockeys on the back of there mate (the wank)trying to unseat the jockey or push the wank down the hill using arms and feet etc. started at st clements school in worcester, england in the early 80s.

come on lads lets go and have a game of jockey wanks and see whos the best.

by Tudgey October 21, 2008

pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.

Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

Cotton-Jockey

Derogatory term for someone of African decent, similar to nigger, spook, coon, or gatorbait.

Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.

by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 July 30, 2012