family hooker

when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away

Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!

by Dylowned June 7, 2005

Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005

hooker shower

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

by minderlithe February 20, 2011

Dirty Hooker

a hooker who has stds

In the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt

by !!@##$$%%^&* January 4, 2006

Dirty Hooker

A girl that tries to ruin someone elses relationship for their own sick enjoyment.

Chelsea is a Dirty Hooker.

by HookerHater May 24, 2010

No your a hooker

Common phrase said in place of a your mom or stuff like that, it comes from the movie Grandmas Boy.

Jeff: I hate you.
Phil: No your a hooker.

by Dylan Elmore December 9, 2007

hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006