avant guard

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture
MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.
by No use for a name August 01, 2005
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Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.
Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.
by Andrea May 06, 2005
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car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.
by vinniepaz June 08, 2005
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guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.
Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality
by Operator May 13, 2004
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Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
by johnsonraymenhymen August 03, 2009
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irish guards

not irish at all,its a regiment of the british army made up mostly of protestants from the north of ireland and english/scots/welsh. they are offensive and nothing to do with ireland see irish rangers every st paddys day they march before their beloved fuckin queen of england with their regimental mascot a wolfhound and recieve shamrocks from their queen!.
irish guards bastards aint irish at all.
by da origanal playa June 04, 2006
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Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.
Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!
by manhandleit24 August 15, 2015
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