Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

flat dicker

One who always lies prone while playing multi player games to avoid being shot.

That flat dick'n sum bitch just shot me in my face. He's laying down by the trucks.

Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.

credit to ItchyKitten

by SEAWOLF tm January 22, 2017

Rascal Flatted

To ride or be rode all night long

Stacy got rascal flatted last night. Yesenia is getting rascal flatted tonight

by Carlitoxnike July 29, 2018

FLAT KAT

very cringey youtuber but generally hes funni

hey you hearfd of flat kat

yes hes cring

by FLAT KAT February 16, 2022

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

Flat Chang

Crap cocaine, that leaves you mostly feeling flat. Even after snorting a crazyass amount.

Dude, This is the Flat chang ? ......No shit man!

by wickwargirl1 August 16, 2012

flat floppy

When you are running and your stomach flops against your legs

Look at stans flat floppy, it's revolting

by fart brain November 30, 2014