don't let the dogs pound up in here 

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

don't let the dogs pound up in here by slim thug jr December 11, 2014

Don’t give the girls what they want 

Not giving the people what they expect from you or so what they want. Making them wait for it.

Should i post again today?

You have to wait 2 weeks, don’t give the girls what they want.

Don’t give the girls what they want by that baddie with a fattie April 3, 2020

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom 

A metaphorical rule to live by: don't make the mistake of choosing the cheaper option to save a buck in the short run, when you'll curse yourself later for not getting the better-grade product/service in the long run.

Eric: "What was I thinking buying that Porsche with the V-4 instead of the V-6 -- it handled like a Formula 1 car but is a total slug in a straight line!"
Tim: "Dude, you broke rule number 1 -- don't leave horsepower in the showroom."
And so --
Maddie: "This well Margarita sucks -- why didn't I get the Cadillac for two bucks more?"
Amy: "Exactly. Don't leave horsepower in the showroom, sweetie."

Don't leave horsepower in the showroom by FitofPeak January 2, 2015

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors 

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

don't beat around the bush 

Meaning: Get staight to the point.
Origin: This saying originated in the 15th century when men started using it to describe that they souldn't masterbate or "beat" when a "bush" or vagina is around. Instead, they should just "get to the point" and have sexual intercousre.

Bob: "Well ... I kinda ... maybe ... sorta ..."
Jim: "Don't beat around the bush and just tell me!"
Jon: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Josh: "True that!"

don't beat around the bush by Someguy2008 January 14, 2009

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

fuck you

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit 

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit by george January 20, 2005